Boomer
Meteorology graduate who turned $30,000 of T-bills into about $25M in 2026, trading from his phone.
- Est. PnL
- ~$38M
- Location
- United States
- X signup
- Made $24.7M on Hyperliquid, all from his phone, and was No. 1 PnL in September
- Currently long $16.8M of PUMP and $10M of ZEC, with $7.5M of PUMP spot on top
- Has a meteorology degree, works a day job at a crypto tax company, was top 8 in StarCraft 2's Masters league, and is now hooked on golf
- Was about to go to sleep when TRUMP launched. Aped from bed and made $8.86M
- Spent $60 on 200 ETH in the 2014 ICO, forgot the password, paid a hacker to unlock it, then lost it all on NFTs
- Bought the 2013 Bitcoin top as a broke college student, then turned 0.1 BTC into 25 BTC on OKX in 2017 and lost it all in two days
- Gives people money at random, because what comes around goes around
Notable trades
ZEC
Sep 2026
~$10.3M
Two Hyperliquid longs in 17 days. About 13,000 ZEC bought near $870 and sold near $1,262 by 10 September, for about $5.1M. Then about 15,000 ZEC at about $1,210, with roughly $21.4M sold near $1,557 on 19 September, for about $5.2M. The pair made him first on Hyperliquid for the month.
TRUMP
Jan 2025
~$8M
$500k in from bed near a $250M cap, sold when it halved, then all in near $500M once Donald Trump posted it. Made $8.86M on $1.21M spent, then gave back $6M to $7M of it over the next two months.
GOAT
Late 2024
~$3M
All in near a $6M market cap and held to about $750M, through a fall from $400M to $100M on the way.
PUMP
Sep 2026
+$1.8M open
Bought from 29 September while closing his ZEC and NEAR shorts. 2.68 billion PUMP at 10x, about $16.9M on a $7.9M account, entered at $0.005638. Up about $3M early, then $1.5M of it back on a 10% to 12% drop, and he held. On top sits 1.21 billion spot PUMP, about $7.8M.
ETH
Sep 2026
+$1.71M
Opened 10,000 ETH at about $2,610, 25x the day the ZEC long closed, added 2,500 ETH (about $6.6M) in three seconds, and closed about $32.4M of ETH three days later.
FARTCOIN
2024–2025
~$1.07M
Traded $6.76M of Fartcoin for about $1.07M of profit, and was holding about 1.5 million of it the night TRUMP launched. In March 2025 he swore he would cut his dick off if it did not return to $1.
ETH
2014
Lost
Spent $60 on 200 ETH in the 2014 ICO and forgot it. Recovered the wallet from a ten-year-old laptop in 2022 after a brute-forcer cracked the password for about 25%, kept 150 ETH, and lost nearly all of it on Solana NFTs.
Trading style
Momentum, on the long side. In a bull market he buys dips with big size, leaves enough room not to be liquidated, and sits through the swings. He names Trader Mercury's trend following as the same method, and holds that momentum and narrative is all you need in crypto outside revenue coins. Shorts are rare and short, because he finds them hard to hold.
He sets size, stop and exit by feel, with no fixed limits. He loses more trades than he wins and makes the money on a few large ones. He scales up after wins, since you have to size up to go up. He came through poker and competitive gaming, and reads Cobie.
Every order goes in from his phone. Onchain he buys mid caps from about $10M up, and calls anything smaller worse edge than gambling. When a win is life-changing he pays down debt, buys index funds and takes money off the table.
Quotes
“My stop is whatever I want it to be, and my exit is whenever I feel like it. The PnL is what I want it to be.”
“Luck has played a big factor in where I am now. I think most people don't talk about luck enough but it truly plays a big part in almost every major success story.”
“It's the best game in the world. It's the hardest game in the world, and I'm here and I can never leave the game. I'll try, but I don't think I can.”
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